Wednesday, Aug 08, 2007
Episode #123-"Why Fat Women Are So Sassy"
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Great show Tariq!!! I can truly realate to today's topic because I was involved in a relationship with an overweight woman. The relationship started out as "just kickin' it partners" but somehow she caught feelings for a nigga. She had a sassy attitude because she thought she had me, but I checked her ass ASAP and left her fat ass with a piece of chicken in her mouth.
Damn...Tariq you're a crazy brotha.
Damn kinfolk.........I love your shows, usually funny as hell, but I think you off on this one.
First of all, you say nobody's ever seen a stripper who was truly ballin...........who the fuck ain't seen that?? lol
I don't know what kinda stripper bitches YOU chillin' with, but I can introduce you to plenty that make big stacks, without trickin'. They do make a good amount of money, even the "thick" ones or the ones who work just at black clubs. Honestly, I even seen some "BBW" strippers make big bank at certain clubs.
The second thang, I was crackin' up the whole time you was bustin' on that chick about being fat. Shit was hilarious. But I actually went to her page, added her as a friend, and the bitch doesn't look that fat. From her pics, she look like she keepin' it real about her size/shape. Just my 2 cents. I wanted to believe you, I went to her page just to connect the visuals with the joke, but it's obvious she ain't "fat". She definitely ain't no dime, but she look like stripper material. Most strippers ain't just DIMES, ya feel me.
I don't know mayne............hate to say it as much as I love your show, but you just came off as a hater this time. Straight up and down, call it like I see it. Seemed like she caught you in a generalization, gave you her perspective on it, and you just couldn't admit that you was off on that one.
lmao. "Whats your stripper name? Casserole?"
Slick talK....Do you think that we don't know that you are BLUEHONEY?
C'mon....Try harder
Now you really comin' off as desperate, kinfolk. I ain't nobody but who the fuck I say I am. Slick Talk, one-half of the rap group southbound.........
myspace.com/southbound2dabone
Just somebody who disagrees. Take it for what it's worth. I usually agree with you 90% of the time, and crack the fuck up at your shows. This time, you way off.
She has set her profile to private. Strippers don't make much i work at a club and i see this all the time. The reason why slick talk thinks they make money is because he see's teh wads of cash in their hand and thinks thats balling. If a janitor withdrew all his account money and put it in his hand people like slick talk would call that balling. Showing bank notes is not balling anyone can do that you can get an overdraft and floss with bank money to make people think you are balling. If you think they are balling ask them how many of them own cars, houses , or stocks. From the ignorant music on your myspace Slick talk i can tell you intellectually circumsized and impressed by little riches. My advice like Paul mooney you wasting your white skin don't try to be a rapper go get a job or a loan
Oh, I'm white. I forgot.
Well, "Anonymous", if that IS your real name.............I really wanna know what the extent of your experience is with strip clubs in general, cuz I'm guessing you don't know what the fuck you're speakin' on. I've dated strippers. I got stripper homegirls. My brother's girlfriend is the door girl at the biggest strip club in Austin, and I know the owner of 2 strip clubs here in Austin personally. In other words, I can let my nuts swing on this topic and give my opinion. And all I'm sayin' is that if you know anything about strippers, even if you just a customer, you would know that the average stripper makes AT LEAST $600-700 a week. That's the easy money. And those are the lazy ones, who got day jobs and don't do it everyday. The hustlin' ones who get up and work the room, just from strippin' alone (still without hoe'n), make at least more than 2 grands weekly, if not three times that on a regular week. I know a broad right now, who has the goal of at least $5,000 a week. That's her quota, that she don't like to go below. You'd be surprised how consistent she is with that. She tends to hit in the $7,000-9,000 range on average.
Think about it, people. A bitch shakin' at a regular club, for a private backroom dance could easily make $250-500 just in one hour. If they treat that like a full-time job, just do the math.
It's like a sales job. How much money you make is all on how much motivation you got. The slick, motivated bitches get a couple grand a week at least. The lazy ones still end up with a helluva lot more than you make at Target, ya feel me. Add that up, you easily got enough for these chicks to drive nice cars, save up for condos, dress nice, etc. In other words "BALLIN", by anybody's standards. Don't judge by the dumb ones, cuz the potential is obviously there. For a good stripper, a BAD night would be $800-1,000.
But besides all that.........goddamn, a guy can't disagree up in this bitch?? You'd think I walked up in the church and threw a bucket of piss on the alter, just cuz I disagreed with the messiah here. Nasheed is up here yellin' about how he "knows the game"...........I'm just pointing out, obviously, there's a part of the game he ain't met yet, cuz strippers get paid without trickin'. To say otherwise is just some outside-lane square shit. It's a multi-billion dollar industry. Think about that for 2 seconds, and then guess whose hands every penny of those billions and billions starts in. Shit ain't rocket surgery.
100% on point about the stripper game dawg.
FatMack XXXL
www.MackCity.com
Wow....this may be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
The funny part is about females who smoke weed. Not only is it wrong for you to generalize people who smoke, but wrong that you only said it was wrong for females.
I am only 20 years old, and yes I smoke on a daily basis. I am far from ugly and if you give me your email address I can prove it. I hang out with several other beautiful woman who also smoke daily, and none of us have bad hair or bad teeth. Despite the millions of people who swear up an down their clique is the ish, I can prove it. Although we are young, none of use are lazy. I'm am the youngest person working in a fortune 500 corporation making $30,000 straight out of high-school. That may not seem like a lot to you, but ask another 20 year old how much they make in salary, and all they can tell you is how much they make an hour. My fellow pot heads are also successful in their workplaces as well.
I'm not trying to brag as if drugs are good and I'm definitely not trying to encourage others to do so. Other drugs cloud the mind, and cause a dependence much higher then marijuana. We smoke because drinking brings hangovers, sickness, and regrets. We don't get high to forget our problems, or addiction. We indulge for the tranquility and euphoria that the drug brings.
I am certain there are girls out there who have done what you've said and fell for their weedmen. However, all the stoners I know wouldn't even think about it. First off everyone knows weed distributors do not make money. They get fronted the supplies and end up making none or little profit because they are always in debt to someone else. Secondly, every female should know their pussy is worth more then a dime sack. And if they don't, then that is there own problem.
Just like the fact that ol girl was getting used was her own problem. Do not blame it on the maryjane when it is clear that this bitch was stupid. You were right in saying that she wasn't a victim but a volunteer. The only thing that can be blamed is her stupidity to let someone walk all over her for five years. Sometimes females get so wrapped up in something they think is good, they cannot accept the truth. If she doesn't have the brain cells to figure out she was being used, then she probably doesn't need to smoke ever again. Instead of questioning what the bud did to her, lets ask her where are her morals, her self respect, and where will she draw the line? Because it is insecurities like that they may be leading her to do the drug in the first place and leading her to these types of situations. And someone should have given her common sense before they gave her a blunt.
Ok InABlaze
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This is one of your funniest show yet Flex. Weed head women are so low budget and are completely influenced by other people. I have dated a few women that are weedheads who were very successful in terms of there careers, however had very low class, ghetto acting and just not lady like at all. If the novelty of smoking weed has not gone away by the age of 26 there is just NO hope for a bitch. If it where up too me all weedhead chicks would be on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. LMAO.
As for fat chick, man I just laugh at them women.
www.myspace.com/Stewblack23
LMAO @ Slick Talk gettin' his cape out the cleaners to defend strippers. I used to date a couple of them and tariq was right. They might have money for the night, but after they get through buying drinks and chronic, they broke as a joke. And plus, why is it that most strippers claim to make so much money, but most of em dont even have cars. Strippin' is a low-budget profession and any chick that would choose it as a career or otherwise aint worth 2 dead flies.
c-town
www.turbocity.net
Tariq, did you say any of that to Monique when you were on "Charm School"? I mean, shouldn't you tell her that she has no right to be sassy? LMAO
to InaBlaze
It's more about delayed gratification when it comes to a salary. By that, I mean that I was a poor ass college student pounding down the easy mac/ramen noodles during my 4 years of undergrad....While some of my boys had gigs making some loot right out of the gate (20-30k). I had my old ass Honda accord while they had new cars and notes, but that bitch got me from point A to Point B. Now, you say, you are making 30k at a Fortune 500 company, the same kinds of companies where you'll almost immediately hit a glass ceiling without a degree. Im 22 and have a degree in both computer and electrical engineering and currently working for IBM and im clocking in the mid 60's and working on my masters. My point is, most people who take the TIME to get that diploma will almost always exceed those who brag about getting money early.
Real hustlers find better ways to make money than sexually degrading themselves. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate pornstars or strippers, but I definetly don't respect them. Most of them have nothing going on for themselves and use that ass as an easy way to make money. Real fucking talk. I haven't seen any strippers who are ballin' mostly because they are spending the easy cash they do make on dumb shit. More power to strippers who do own cribs, cars, and shit that actually counts for something, not weed, drank, etc.
@ MJ
I feel that. As far as degradation, that's a whole other topic. I agree on that.
But as far as the POTENTIAL to make money, it's obviously there. What they do after they make the money is irrelevant. There's financially irresponsible people in all walks of life, and yeah, probably moreso in strippin' because of the type of people it draws.
Now, as for me being a captain-save-a-hoe, ya'll can miss me with that shit. Some of ya'll dudes are just sloppy in your dickridin' for this Nasheed cat right now, causing you to speak on parts of the game you obviously ain't seen. When you speak on shit you ain't seen, you just expose yourselves to people that know the game. Just because I know strippers, and can speak on my experiences, don't mean I'm "defending" anything. I'm just speakin' the truth, OBJECTIVELY. And the objective truth is that Nasheed was talkin' out of his ass on this particular topic. It happens. Not one word I've said in here has been save-a-hoe material, but some of ya'll cats sure are goin' out of your way to save another grown ass man. Shit confuses me.
Slick,you lost all your cred when you were talking about that bluhoney chic doesn't really look fat.
SMH at slick Talk dating strippers
How can any man with all his five senses call dating a stripper normal.Tell me was it a serious relationship that you kissed her not knowing what she did ? Thats like saying you dated a prostitute. ahahahahaha
LOL @ strippin' and prostitution being the same thing.
I didn't know you could type insecurity. Shit is actually kinda impressive.
@ Tariq:
I ain't say she was skinny, but there's a big difference between "FAT" and just not skinny, ya feel me. If anything over a size 4 is "fat" to you, then to each his own. Different strokes. I just call it like I see it. I was crackin' up the whole time you were bustin' on her, so I'm just sayin' I expected to go to her page and see a bitch with 3 chins and pizza sauce stains on her spaghetti straps and shit. It just made it seem like your motivation for bustin' on her wasn't that she was fat (which she may or may not really be), but that she was right (IMO) about that particular point about your generalization of strippers.
Just my 2 pennies, like I said. I just came here to put in my experience and opinion on it. I could really give a flyin' fuck about credibility on an internet blog, ya feel me. Anybody with the smallest amount of knowledge of strip clubs is gonna agree with what I'm sayin'. Ain't like it's a revolutionary statement to say strippers can get paid, lol.
Hello Tariq,
What happened to the myspace blog? I couldn't find it.
Thanx
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I see I am not the only one you offended!
Well, my work here is done!
And yes, this time it is me Tariq!
*BLUHONEY* THE BLACK BARBIE!
OOHOOOO! LOVE TO, LOVE TO, LOVE ME, LOVE ME, LOVE ME!! HAHA LOL!
someone who saved blue barbies pics put them up. She obviously has something to hide because her profile is private.
I wouldn't waste my bandwidth on that average ass chicks pics
Mang, I been waiting for a new show for the best part of a month. Didnt know yall got the new iTunes feed! I thought you were dead or some shit.
Peace
well i don't know about you guys but i never seen a rich stripper or middle class one at that. Strippers that are making the real dough are prostitution on the side. Lets keep it real here strippers are low budget and don't make much money unless they are turning tricls
To the ganja smoking 'successful' female, you are not ballin' at 20 years old even with 30k a year salary... maybe that's a good salary in the USA but like the guy before me said.. unless you spend your time outside of the work expanding your mind, then you are not going to grow as well as you could.
Take it from a former weedhead... I stopped smoking and went and got a degree...and got on a real career ladder.
I also started an online business which was clocking $6k USD a month with minimal effort.... something which I have now given up so I can get to even greater heights in my main careers. btw. I would of never have achieved this if I was still smoking.
Give up the ganja now and concentrate on what's important... cos getting high every night is not. Seriously...
Tariq,
Did u receive my photos?
To all those talking to me about getting a degree:
I am going to be a junior undergraduate in college come September working toward a degree in public relations. I may have started at a community college but at least I'm on the way to getting my degree. I attend school at night, and please believe my salary is only going to rise from here. Yes I'm only 20, yes I have a full time job making decent money, yes I am a full time student by night, and YES I still smoke in between all of that on the regular!
Stewblack23:
I could never be low budget. In fact you sound pretty low yourself calling females bitches and talking about putting us on an island? WTF? Matter of fact you just sound lame! Please don't let that guy comment on anything else. Your jokes are about as funny as George Bushes promises to reform America.
**InABlaze***
InABlaze..I saw your pics..And they basically proved my point..You and your friends look like weedheads.
Tariq is in no position to talk. This cat dropped out of high school!! Listen to how he mispronounces "respect" as "respeck" in his podcasts, not to mention numerous other mispronunciations and grammar errors!!
he might have dropped out of high school, but he is making it big. the other day i saw him on mtv.
Tariq articulates himself quite well. I've listened to some other cats on mypodcast that literally make me cringe.
What was the song that played at the start of the showw???